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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
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PandaSmile 24

Buy a strap on and tell him you're ready to go next time he wants sex. Or dump him.

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Sweetjessierose 8

Sounds like my ex.. Run while you still can!!

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shinikageWolf 15

Tell him if he puts it in your ass, you put the biggest, thickest strap on you can buy in his ass.

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CoNaana 18

Peg him when he doesn't expect it..

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demon_wolf 15

I'd have pulled out a strap on about the same size as him, winked and said, "I know. Lube up and bite the pillow."

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wannabeex0 7

That's something I would have said to my husband ?

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sexybeastxxx 9

don't do it. its not worth it. he'll get all the fun and you'll get all the pain. thats not how you prove love. its just an excuse for sex in the back door. you would willing to do anything for him and he'll used that up till he couldn't go more with you and he will then do it to another girl. did the same mistake he surly didn't deserve it.

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Justagirl97 9

my boyfriend would say something like this, in fact he agreed as I read this to him.

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