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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 343
You deserved it 4 612

Same thing different taste

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Buy a strap on and tell him you're ready to go next time he wants sex. Or dump him.

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I wish I could thumb you up more than once! :'D

I notice a lot of girls on here pick the asshole to be their significant other Why is that?

Nice guys always finish last. Always. I have a buddy that will let chicks suck him off at the massage parlor his girl friend goes to. And when his girlfriend shows up with a gift certificate bought from him and they put two and two together........ He is now getting pussy from 2 chicks that are fighting for his attention and know about each other. Shit is insane if you ask me, and if that was me I would get my car blew the **** up or something. But it is a proven fact, want to keep a chick give her a bit of an attitude be a dick every now and then and throw down the daddy dick you you won't be able to keep them away. Like flies to honey. A chick wants to have a challenge in her life. If your the "yes baby" guy and cover her feet 3 hours after she is asleep guy...... That is all we will ever be. Just the " well he is really nice". As she is getting her box beat by the dick head in the back of your car. Food for thought

Enzymatically 14

thats quite funny. .. thats dark humor for you. make sure he was joking if he wasn't then he is a dick

Funny in my mind as I am only hearing it and not living it. If that was me and I put my feelings on the line only to receive a smart ass comment in return. The world is way to big to deal with ass holes and there are plenty of guys out there that have their shit together and know how to treat a lady. Don't stress it, he either is an ass hole that needs bounced or has trouble with his feelings and uses that as a cover to avoid talking about it. Either way you will have to deal with him being an ass or move on cap the feelings and hold them for someone that gives them in return. Remember that a relationship is supposed to be a team if he wants to play that shit then stuff a finger in his ass next time your getting down when he freaks out just tell him you where trying to speak louder then words lol

harmtouch16 11

Tell him love doesn't hurt and if he cared about you at all he wouldn't push something you're clearly not into.

This could have easily been a joke unless it was the first time OP said it to her boyfriend. Me and my boyfriend have jokes like this all the time. Doesn't mean when I tell him I love him he responds with a joke 24/7 but it's just a joke and it makes me laugh so why not?

True, and guys are different in this. They aren't super sensitive about stuff and girls tend to take them by surprise when they come out with something so sentimental. And... you know, guys joke about shit a lot to cover up other stuff. A guy who's been sexually assaulted is likely to make rape jokes. They'll joke about shit that makes them uncomfortable and insult each other to show appreciation. In general, they just communicate differently than women.