Love: Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most...

By eejit - 21/02/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice gesture, or something

By NoTeddies - 21/09/2016 22:48 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

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By Does this thought count? - 01/08/2014 00:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

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By samgonzalessb - 14/12/2009 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML

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Cheers

By Username - 10/10/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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What a catch

By Anonymous - 30/09/2021 02:00 - Australia

Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

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By TeddyBearKiller - 07/10/2013 01:11 - United States

Today, my coworker convinced a little girl that teddy bears are actually the bodies of dead baby bears. I work at Build-a-Bear-Workshop, and we were working a 4-year-old's birthday party. FML

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nananna915 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:12

Wow, he should break up with you, you don't deserve a sweet guy like that

blah_blah_shity 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:22

a gift is a gift, asshole. at least he got you something. wow, you're an ungrateful little brat.

Comments

militarybrat 21

Friday 8 March 2013 10:03

Yet another person who cant read minds (bazinga) how were u to know he would give u a bear? Its not ur fault u dont like them, any more it is my fault for hating getting flowers. FML girlie

The_Mr_Troll 14

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:01

Teddy bears are awesome. I'm a teenage guy and I have plenty of stuffed animals, although I have too much and plan to donate a lot of them to a children's hospital.

emblondie 7

Wednesday 18 September 2013 6:57

Awwww. It's the thought that counts!

Aimee1331 9

Monday 23 September 2013 6:07

Dick

wingedelephants 17

Tuesday 20 May 2014 0:39

I really, really like teddy bears, but I feel sorry for you. It must have felt bad. My sister and I have done similar things in the past, like complaining about a sport and finding out that the one being talked to happens to play it.

Clypsia 13

Monday 14 July 2014 20:24

he should find a new girl, you don't deserve him and he deserves someone better.

vividpictures 17

Tuesday 2 September 2014 5:27

Wow, Dick move.

Skinyrd 17

Friday 26 September 2014 3:17

The pussy must be good if he's still with you what with an attitude like that.

kimCandycotton 17

Monday 27 October 2014 23:15

I honestly think that it doesn't really matter what your love gives you. It's the idea, the thought behind the presents that counts. He may have put a lot of love and time in finding the right one. That's ehat counts.