Miscellaneous: Today, at a party I told this guy that I really liked his pirate...

By story of my life. - 21/02/2009 14:33 - Switzerland

Today, at a party I told this guy that I really liked his pirate costume. Turns out he wasn't wearing a costume, his eye was shot out with a BB gun. This explains the eye patch. FML

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By iliveformystery - 31/10/2014 15:56 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML

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By sanza666 - 26/04/2019 00:00

Today, I shattered a coffee pot at work and ended up with a piece of glass in my eye. Now I have to look like a pirate until its healed, and it's nowhere near Halloween. FML

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By eyepatch - 19/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Albany

Today, while I was giving a school presentation about life as an injured, deformed soldier, someone asked if the reason I wear an eyepatch is because I'm a pirate. I wouldn't have minded, had I not been presenting to high-school students. FML

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By Missedtheboat - 30/10/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2012 01:41 - United States - Lindale

Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got Superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "New pirate" in the office. FML

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By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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By I'm an asshole - 03/11/2016 21:46 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I complimented a guy on his Van Gogh costume. As it turns out, he had an infection in his ear. FML

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By suhleedah18 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working on my computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eyepatch in a couple of days. FML

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Rocket man

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 04:00

Today, I attended my wife's cousins wedding. While trying to help struggling teens with fireworks, I got shot in the eye by a commercial-grade firework. I spent the rest of the night in the ER, then headed to see the eye doctor. I have about 75% of loss of vision. Hopefully it's not permanent. FML

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Sunday 22 February 2009 0:18

He sure understands it was a misunderstanding. it would've been worse if you said 'ARRR'.

Effedtothemax 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:06

Wow, F HIS Life!

Comments

Effedtothemax 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:06

Wow, F HIS Life!

senseofreason 0

Monday 26 July 2010 21:12

well obviously he ricks that eyepatch...

senseofreason 0

Monday 26 July 2010 21:14

***ROCKS damit

pohkerfayce 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:04

Santa should have warned him!

graydog 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:24

you Speke BB wrong...

Peachy2392 26

Tuesday 5 November 2013 3:15

Unless they were at a costume party or other gathering with costumes, YDI

president_benson 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:30

did he have a puffy shirt? this is not really a fml moment. awkward yes. but like #1 & 2 said, more of a F his life: "Today, someone asked if I was a pirate for the millionth time. I have an eye patch because my eye was shot out. FML"