By ehwat - 26/11/2009 05:31 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
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perdix 29

Reiterate that you have no money. You just can't afford to hire a guy to pack his fudge.

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EbonyGoddess 0

nooo dont do anal. His liquid will seep out of ur ass for a good 2hrs or 2days.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

for normal people, anal doesn't involve pissing

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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Oh, just let him have it, if it really likes it.

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Mzzangel 0

try it!!!!!!!! you'll like it. truuuuuuuuuuust me

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morgan020 0

I agree with peridx go buy a strap on and give him what he wants just go slow or he may not like it that much.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

actually, anal is really enjoyable for guys (the male gspot is up the ass), many just have the irrational fear that they're gay if they let their gf do that. Pegging for the win.

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lickmyjock 0

best part of this fml is you're going to cave in. I just hope he's huge.

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coolsteve 0

DO IT YOU CHEAP HOE. seriously just do it and stop moaning how old are you? 15? "oohh it like totally like might like hurt"

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Sunshinee_14 0

I say. Don't give it to him. Anal sucks. it hurts horribly. Even with lube.

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ObsceneOblivion 4

98 - did he go in quickly? Because if he did, it hurts like a son of a bitch. Also, if you're feeling tense, you're effectively making your a-hole tighter, and so causing more pain. If you try to relax, use lots of lube and go very, very slowly in, it really doesn't hurt and feels pretty good...

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