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By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

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By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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You deserved it 11 343

By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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By traveller - 13/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, I drove 9 hours and took Monday off of work to surprise my Mom and Dad for Easter. They weren't home so I called to tell them the surprise, rather than wait. They didn't answer as they were on a flight to Denver to surprise me for Easter since "I couldn't get off work." FML

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Self report

By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

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You deserved it 2 674

By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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You deserved it 9 764

Stealth mode activated

By KeithFFS - 21/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML

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You deserved it 510

By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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Monday 22 June 2009 16:11

Well it worked, he was surprised!

009yp 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:08

U can't do that to old ppl shame

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littlemisslee 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:24

Yeah, you're no longer in the will.

derbz 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:26

Your poor dad But karma for lieing

titan90 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:31

Geez how old is your dad to be so scared that he has a heart attack or something of the sort?? Seriously how old are we talking here? You had to call 911? Idk if i believe this...I can see him being scared but soo scared that he fell over and you had to call 911 and now you are posting this on FML? cmon...seriously

T1MT1M 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:04

wtF has posting this on FML got to do with the legitimacy of his post? your a ******* imbecile. He probably lied about the "today" part and just posted it anyway.

penizulaface 0

Monday 22 June 2009 18:45

why take it so seriously? so what if its fake? OMGTHEWHOLEWORLDSGONAGOTOSHITBECAUSESOMEBODYLIEDONTHEINTERNET D:

smashyy 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:02

Haha #36 That's funny. Like, seriously, who cares? It's interesting.

awesomeamandas 37

Friday 8 November 2013 16:50

You don't have to be old to have a heart attack. A lot of young people who have bad hearts have heart attacks. It's not something only "old people" can have.

IrishDevil666 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:34

that was a messed up thing to do but just reading it made me lol sorry for that 2 hope you and your dad still get along.

kapay 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:36

This FML is greatly missing a lot of information. What happened? Turned out to be a robber? He hit you in the head for surprising him? He got a heart attack? What?