Health: Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and...

By kaitylait - 19/08/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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By LukesSkyWalker - 22/06/2015 20:35 - United States

Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML

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By skinnyguy23 - 10/09/2014 22:40 - United States - Briarcliff Manor

Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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By NotGay - 16/06/2012 05:45 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML

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By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Furnando - 06/01/2023 00:00

Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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You deserved it 4 053

By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 20:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 876

You deserved it 3 588

By Anon - 08/04/2016 22:28 - United States - Omaha

Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML

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ariannaimelda 7

Friday 19 August 2011 8:49

On the bright side he supports you :D

kidclarke 15

Friday 19 August 2011 8:51

What is this "gym" you speak of?

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Euphorically 14

Friday 19 August 2011 8:52

YDI since it seems you don't frequent the gym often, if at all. Reasonable, and bloody amusing, response from your dad, I'd say.

HungerGames95 13

Friday 19 August 2011 15:17

from your profile pic it seems like your a hypocrite…

Jdeluxh 12

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:05

I barely ever go to the gym and I think it would be hilarious if my dad did that.

regsworld11 2

Friday 19 August 2011 8:53

He's proud of you! Good job(:

xlorawrz 9

Friday 19 August 2011 8:56

At least he supports you.

lexilope 6

Friday 19 August 2011 8:57

fatty! ;)

not_cool808 14

Friday 19 August 2011 12:49

seriously bro?

HungerGames95 13

Friday 19 August 2011 15:20

why the winky face?

IndiRae 9

Friday 19 August 2011 16:26

15 is clearly a chubby chaser.

Airick_TheGreat 2

Friday 19 August 2011 9:02

You must not get out much

WTFitsBob 4

Friday 19 August 2011 9:10

At least he's supportive! :D

xxgigixx 1

Friday 19 August 2011 9:12

"gee thnx dad" (: way to show u support me >.

Majstr 23

Friday 19 August 2011 9:16

Good for you.

THRASHtillDEATH 6

Friday 19 August 2011 9:20

was just gonna say that :P

coltsrock37 15

Friday 19 August 2011 9:18

Next time him and your mom hit it off, barge in and applaud. (make sure not to scar yourself though)

hurrimmadurg 0

Friday 19 August 2011 9:32

I'm pretty sure that would scar most anybody... Lol.

enopola 5

Friday 19 August 2011 14:56

24 looks like he sits in on it trying to give tips.

thatnucca 36

Friday 19 August 2011 9:18

Just stay away from the machines and you'll be fine...

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