Miscellaneous: Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 52 945

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 990

You deserved it 112 556

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By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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You deserved it 162

By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 725

You deserved it 3 721

By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 914

You deserved it 575

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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You deserved it 9 909

By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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You deserved it 3 175

By ShouldHaveDoneItMyself - 05/07/2016 17:04 - Sudan

Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML

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You deserved it 12 422

Not so BFF

By Anonymous - 24/11/2022 09:00 - United States - Spring

Today, I asked out the guy I like, and he said yes. Later, I found out that he used to date my BFF and he broke up with her right before I'd asked him. I left him saying he should have told me earlier and that I would be weird if we dated. I talked to my BFF about it and she got mad at me. She literally didn't even tell me about them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 730

You deserved it 231

By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 426

You deserved it 5 016

By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 233

You deserved it 506

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OscarDV 8

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:43

BURN!!

Rozza17 29

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:47

You totally deserved it!!! It's rude of you to even make someone do that. What if the girl found out the actual truth as to why your friend asked her out.

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rpeach 1

Monday 27 January 2014 23:13

What'd she say?

CarouselHeart 11

Monday 27 January 2014 23:18

Good, because toying with an "ugly" girl's feelings, or anybody's for that matter, is a really shitty thing to do. YDI.

katiemae53 1

Tuesday 28 January 2014 2:36

At least she didn't say yes

cmingle 3

Tuesday 28 January 2014 3:28

I don't see how he is a dick, all he did was tell somebody to ask somebody out, he did nothing wrong

faireanjell 5

Tuesday 28 January 2014 18:23

Hope your girlfriend tells her friend to ask out the biggest douchebag she know and she asks you

goingup82 2

Wednesday 29 January 2014 7:14

did she say yes?

The_Hula_Monster 10

Wednesday 29 January 2014 14:06

You're a ****, OP.

KaptainKickAss 5

Wednesday 5 February 2014 23:22

"Apply cold water to the burnt area"

patrick227 1

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:51

he probably doesn't really think that, props to him for thinking on his feet, and ydi for putting him in that position.

BeautyBaby099 18

Friday 25 July 2014 3:22

Did she say yes?

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Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

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