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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 942

You deserved it 52 946

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 990

You deserved it 112 558

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By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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You deserved it 162

By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 725

You deserved it 3 721

By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 915

You deserved it 576

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 481

You deserved it 9 909

By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 786

You deserved it 3 175

By ShouldHaveDoneItMyself - 05/07/2016 17:04 - Sudan

Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 127

You deserved it 12 423

Not so BFF

By Anonymous - 24/11/2022 09:00 - United States - Spring

Today, I asked out the guy I like, and he said yes. Later, I found out that he used to date my BFF and he broke up with her right before I'd asked him. I left him saying he should have told me earlier and that I would be weird if we dated. I talked to my BFF about it and she got mad at me. She literally didn't even tell me about them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 730

You deserved it 231

By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 426

You deserved it 5 017

By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 234

You deserved it 506

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OscarDV 8

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:43

BURN!!

Rozza17 29

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:47

You totally deserved it!!! It's rude of you to even make someone do that. What if the girl found out the actual truth as to why your friend asked her out.

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deweylee15 5

Sunday 26 January 2014 22:23

karmas a bitch.

snackswell37 4

Sunday 26 January 2014 22:52

In his defense that is a tough one, I however would have probably asked out your mom

jCourtt 9

Sunday 26 January 2014 23:01

Did she say yes?

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 26 January 2014 23:19

You totally deserved that, you absolute idiot. Your girlfriend probably didn't though, I hope she breaks up with you.

Nicole819 11

Sunday 26 January 2014 23:27

maybe he did that to **** with you for being such an ass hole. there's no reason people should pull stupid pranks like that ! you deserved it !

xSPEECHLESS 10

Monday 27 January 2014 0:56

Did she say yes

amb95x 17

Monday 27 January 2014 1:21

Don't worry about it OP. so long as you think your girlfriend is beautiful that's all what matters. However, if you don't, get out of the relationship..

alkaid 14

Monday 27 January 2014 2:19

You deserve that on so many levels..

Always_Hungry 7

Monday 27 January 2014 2:58

You don't deserve a girlfriend.

r00nie 10

Monday 27 January 2014 4:09

So how much did you pay him to take your girlfriend out?

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