By ineedbetterfriends - 15/06/2013 21:08 - Netherlands - Amersfoort

Today, I told my friend, who's a marriage counsellor, about some of the things my husband does that I hate, like snoring loudly and eating with his mouth open. I wasn't asking for advice, but she just looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Divorce." Bye-bye, faith in humanity. FML
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Shrike 23

Your friend must be an FML commenter, right? Haha, of course she is. Give us her username and we'll set her straight for ya.

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cuppycakeslove 20

I feel bad for all the couples she gives counseling to..

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an3ph 20

Change your friend, keep your husband.

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rhd 0

Divorce would fix those problems. That wasn't bad advice.

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fantasyworld 37

Those seem like very minor things. No the chewing with mouth open is big, and disgusting.

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anon385 23

Your husband snoring is not intentionall, woman. Some people tend to snore. Others dont. And you can just tell him to close his mouth while eating. You my dear friend, are a bish

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LyricaSilvan 29

If I were her, I would seriously rethink my career choice. If she jumps straight to divorce as the solution for small marital issues, she's either terrible at her job or doesn't like your husband.

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