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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 06:51 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML

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You deserved it 72 058

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

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By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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By masterofblues - 24/07/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML

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By anonymous - 25/07/2013 05:47 - United States - Gerald

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "I'm not ready for a serious relationship." We're supposed to get married in a month. FML

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By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

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By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

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By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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18legalawesome 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:07

You're a jerk for putting your band before your girl.

123man 11

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:06

It's a sign from Jesus that she's not the one. Either that or He's trying to tell you that your music really does suck.

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newburton13 26

Thursday 5 April 2012 23:31

It's not just about you.

keidus324 6

Tuesday 24 April 2012 13:59

You're the one who sounds like a dick here.

Spacibo100 9

Monday 18 June 2012 4:17

I am torn. Your spouse should support you, but giving her an ultimatum wasn't the right thing to do. You should have respected her opinion on music.

Troghen 4

Tuesday 18 September 2012 6:07

YDI, for putting your band before your girlfriend. Id never do that to a girl

souljacker 11

Tuesday 25 September 2012 23:47

Hahhahahha. Serves you right.

sugarbear0727 19

Tuesday 28 May 2013 16:12

Shit happens. Maybe theres a reason she didn't take your band seriously.

Nyx7 24

Monday 15 September 2014 5:40

Maybe this will take that arrogance down some

ohno0231 5

Wednesday 1 October 2014 0:42

Its actually pretty nice that your following your dreams no matter what...!

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 8 December 2015 1:55

YDI for giving her an ultimatum. You have to expect both outcomes.

DonkeyKongDaddy 13

Tuesday 19 January 2016 3:32

YDI

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