Love: Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't...

By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 06:51 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML

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Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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18legalawesome 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:07

You're a jerk for putting your band before your girl.

123man 11

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:06

It's a sign from Jesus that she's not the one. Either that or He's trying to tell you that your music really does suck.

Comments

teiso_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:24

It sucks that she didn't take your interest seriously but you are the one that gave the ultimatum.

Phobic_fml 14

Thursday 22 October 2009 7:02

YDI for being a douchebag

Lil_lady10 0

Friday 23 October 2009 15:48

YDI for breaking up with her for a reason like that...

HelloPerson 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:13

what the **** are you thinking moron

turtlegirl04 0

Monday 26 October 2009 11:03

whoo hoo! that's hilarious she left, i guess i would do the same

ocean_obsession 3

Wednesday 28 October 2009 0:09

i dnt see why you're complaining. its not even that bad. she still wants to be friends

wiitard07 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:20

Dude if your music sucked (Probably did) YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG!!!! you really need to learn to let others have opinions

modifiedbabe89 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 2:32

YDI asswipe.

some_girl9 8

Tuesday 29 December 2009 18:49

YDI. Of all the MILLIONS of unsigned bands in the world that are convinced that they will "make it" because they are "different" than all the rest even though they're just carbon copies of each other, how exactly do you figure yourself any different? Props to your now ex for standing her ground and being REALISTIC!