By Omegared - 14/04/2011 22:12 - United States

Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
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KleenexWaffle 3

Boners go up, and then come back down. Then up, Then down. And so on and so forth until about 65. Then the Viagra comes in where it goes up, and stays up, and stays up some more, still up, up like a teenage kid at his first dance, strong as a wet dream about Scarlett J, straight as a ruler and twice as thick, solid as an 8" flagpole, still up here, and here, and here too, still up, ..., this can't be good, ..., ..., alright I have to go see a doctor but you get the picture. HA! Gave you a mental image of a winky and now you can't stop picturing one! Geez I'm immature. Sorry boys and girls. penis

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KleenexWaffle 3

Yo, 'Homey'. How is it 'Hanging'? I'm trying to speak your 'Hipizzle' new 'Streetizzle' language 'izzle', and I was just wondering 'Dawg izzlejustizzletookapizzleontherugizzle'; is there anyway to speak it without sounding like a retarded chimpanzee? Just wondering. 'Yo'

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tsim_fml 0

would you give a tattoo to a minor without parent's consent?

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kay2kay 1

gross cleavage. push those puppies together xP sorry. off topic

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Monikabug 9

I second Boner's statement. ^

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kay2kay 1

I know right? All that great instructing and his brother never gets to try it because the yo-yo is broken and saturated in blood. :[

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Monikabug 9

^ Great success.

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Miss_Michaela 10

'Yo' need to calm down on the 'yo-yo' jokes. It's all getting out of hand.. Which, incidentally, was what happened to his yo-yo. It got it of his hand. ;)

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Miss_Michaela 10

Out* of his hand. Auto correction strikes again.

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KleenexWaffle 3

I am not amused... HA! I get it. 'yo-yo' jokes got 'out of hand'. it's actually kinda funny. I was just kidding about the whole 'not amused' thing. You could even say I was just, stringing you....(puts on sunglasses)...along CSI:Miami joke, lame I know.

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