By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

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Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 809
You deserved it 8 832

Same thing different taste

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haha sorry but that is funny and sad though, sorry op. Maybe you should do the same thing to him when he asks for some give him some lotion.

Tell him you're thinking about finding a new joystick since his doesn't seem to be working anymore.

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bobsanction 18

When ever a man turns you down because he's playing a video game, think of every time you've turned down a guy because you weren't "in the mood" or you "had a headache" and he's had to "work it out" himself.

As for us women saying we're not in the mood, do something about it! Be a little sexy and fool around to make us cum around. And I've never used a headache as an excuse (really I just never say no ever) but sex actually cures headaches and hangovers. Men need to grow up and stop playing video games like their high schoolers or your women are gonna find someone else with a more attentive joystick

What makes you think playing games is for kids? Maybe she should try putting in a little more effort, instead of saying ''Sex now!'' and then getting angry cause he's busy and not in the mood. I realize you don't know this but relationships require compromise and communication. Shocker, I know.

133- Yes, because all women have done that. Not true. It's a massive generalization to assume that all women always turn down sex because of those reasons. 139- I'm assuming you think the same goes for when men say they aren't in the mood, otherwise that's quite a big double standard. Also there's nothing wrong with a man liking video games.

1)I would just like to say there wasn't an issue of gender inequality in this FML, people seem to just like to talk about that on this app. 2) That being said, I'll jump on the band wagon. I love how people automatically assume women usually are the ones "not in the mood" or how all women turn down sex. I, as a girl, am usually up for at least a quickie or a heated make out session. I don't know where this stereotype came from. As for OP, I do say YDI still. Most women can't come between a guy and a game when he's really into it. We have our stuff, they have theirs. Plus getting it done yourself is defenitly fun. But, next time he does that, take note and hold out.

i get not being in the mood and all but that was pretty rude of him

Well that's how it is when girls deny us sex. So yes, deal with it. That's a double standard

PFFFT! Please. This is why a non-gamer shouldn't marry a gamer.

Well guys, now you know not to date this girl. You don't give her pleasure and she will throw your expensive stuff out.

Hey, why not try Call of Duty and ********?