Intimacy: Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked...

By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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Same thing different taste

WTF dude?

By lunarstrain - 08/11/2011 06:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Kyra.45 - 03/10/2013 22:46 - United States - Troy

Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML

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Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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stretchedthin 20

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:15

haha sorry but that is funny and sad though, sorry op. Maybe you should do the same thing to him when he asks for some give him some lotion.

eternal_malaise 10

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:22

Tell him you're thinking about finding a new joystick since his doesn't seem to be working anymore.

Comments

Q94 5

Sunday 16 February 2014 5:40

Oh hell no!! I'm a dude, but he gets NO more cut!!!

reaxion 25

Sunday 16 February 2014 5:45

If my woman is frisky and makes me aware of that fact, it's time to get the face in the taco and provide some good sausage stuffing... It is always more fun when she's horny. Stuff games when that's on offer!

homesuckfucker 28

Sunday 16 February 2014 6:03

I don't recommend trying to get off with a banana. especially not if you peel it first. but, as many others are saying, seek revenge on him. the next time he wants to frick frack, you're going out shopping. or busy with your hair.

KittenSandwich 9

Sunday 16 February 2014 6:20

So many things wrong with #12's comment. What happened to equality in marriage? I would honestly hate to be stuck with someone like you even in a last resort I'd say no...

katperrin 6

Sunday 16 February 2014 6:24

Time to cut him off from any sexual things for awhile...

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 16 February 2014 7:07

that doesn't do her any good either

Crofty92 17

Sunday 16 February 2014 8:55

Yeah because acting like a childish little **** because he didn't do what she wanted on the click of her fingers seems like a great idea in a relationship.