By mad dude - 12/01/2011 07:46

Spicy
Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML
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You deserved it 41 571
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chasin_butterfli 0

You understand that you have to actually be getting it before you can be whipped by it, right?

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Cinn_fml 22

Just learn that the word 'no' exists, because sometimes, it just needs to be used.

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iSitt 0

there's a special place in hell for people like you. Instead of horns they have "L"s over their heads.

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ericownz101 0

are you at least getting the pussy thats whipping you? or are you a pussy thats just getting whipped

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IronZombie 0

next time she asks u to do something u tell her to assume the position and get on her knees then you'll think about doing what she wants after u get what u want. women need to be kept on a leash

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Are you the one who has him whipped, or is it another girl?

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jestr 0

yep ur probably the most evil person in the world LOL jk give him a break will ya

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micheledella 1

Ive got my best guy friend whipped too... it's freaking awesome!

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BroadwayGirl16 6

Hehe yep my best guy friend is exactly the same way with me... I love it!

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storethis 17

I guarantee that if genders were switched yall would freak

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macskapingvin 0

Pussy whipped... with a cat-o-nine-tails, presumably?

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prince122 0

no I believe the nine tailed fox.

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lexie206 0

lol @94. your comment made my day.

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chasin_butterfli 0

You understand that you have to actually be getting it before you can be whipped by it, right?

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22cute 17

that's BS. Most guys are more pussy whipped when they get nothing. Anticipation is everything.

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akd1v 0

Noooo that's bad, that's worse than saying the L word!

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SmallTownCutie 0

There's an L word? I thought I was the expert on bad words. Darn.

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x_missystaceey 0

I'm guessing the "L" word is LOVE ..

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akd1v 0

well at least one person got it

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x_missystaceey 0

yay !! it's me right ?!! :D :D

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stevenmx86 7

I'm with 6... You can't be "pussy whipped" if you're not getting any... It sounds like you're just a pussy...

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akd1v 0

he can be ******* her and not be with her....

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chinte24 0

diz nigga rite here got a point

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Cinn_fml 22

Just learn that the word 'no' exists, because sometimes, it just needs to be used.

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blcarter81 0

No! You approach every FML from a serious point of view. It's a humorous website, have a sense of humor for **** sake...

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IronZombie 0

you probably hear that word a lot. lol that was pretty mean of me sorry you left yourself wide open

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skull4k9 0

like her legs every night sry i just had to

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jazzy21 0

6, 10, you realize you don't need to be dating to be getting pussy? OP, giving you the benefit of the doubt that you know what "pussy-whipped" means, seriously, how is that an FML.

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RedPillSucks 31

It's a desert topping for your cat, right? My cat hates coolwhip, so instead, I give him pussywhip. hmmm, goood.

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