Miscellaneous: Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't.... - FML

By jentown11 - 28/09/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML

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mo_the_owl 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:52

pfffff... Texas.

anonnie 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:52

Damn. Lol

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AssTard 15

Thursday 31 January 2013 2:00

Listen to him and try marriage counseling.

nicholasj96 9

Saturday 27 July 2013 15:35

Serve them papers bitch !

talicaroxi 25

Friday 1 August 2014 11:30

I don't know why this one really tickles me. is there a follow up?

amless 6

Thursday 4 September 2014 15:27

Wonder why you wanted to divorce ;)

d123454321b 14

Wednesday 25 February 2015 5:50

Screw him! Hand him the papers!

trumpy 9

Thursday 7 January 2016 15:22

you should just up and leave then...what are you gonna do? accept his answer and be miserable your whole life?

JHPugh 19

Friday 22 January 2016 23:22

Here's a pretty bad situation for us on FML.. You don't tell us why. If it's just because you don't want to be with him? Or he's abusive? Doesn't communicate? Cheater in denial? We can't give solid advice because you didn't give us details. Sorry

PsudoAnon 20

Wednesday 27 July 2016 7:59

My wife once told me she wanted a divorce. I told her I didn't. Did I say wife? I meant ex-wife. A divorce only takes the consent of one.

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