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By shorty - 13/02/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML
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naza517 0

u guys r assholes..... u act like being fat is a ******* crime, yeah some ppl can stand to lose weight but it's ultimately up to them, don't need assholes like u to put them down as well

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icantellu 7

Ouchhhh burnn much?

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frenchyhater 0

**** you read what i said to number 19 you fagget **** piece of shit

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lovesick4628 0

yeah, totallay! oh my gosh, my mom told me that and I cried cause she said it like "yeah, Im SOOO thin" she's overwieght.

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Widow_Maker 1

thats because you are you fat ****, I lol at people who gets so sensitive about their body weight, lay off the ******* twinkies

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tournamentdecide 33

Some people I know eat healthier than I do--and I am 96 lbs. Maybe she can't help it. There are some people in the world with this thing called hypothyroidism. It's where their thyroids are crap, so they don't have a well-working metabolism. Do you get my fancy terminology or would you like to go back to biology and learn about the human body again?

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ninafea 0

I know your pain. My mom claims she's thinner than me, yet she always stretches out my jeans and makes them baggy. Fml

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Rose8u 2

yeah, but that was mean. she could've slowly encouraged OP to go to the gym or something, but that was a mean comment

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