Intimacy: Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 07:14 - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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black_knight402 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:14

she swallowed more than just 1 brother op

Little_Lamb_fml 13

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:45

Dude that's gross

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slynoble32 11

Wednesday 27 April 2011 6:24

LM to tha FAO!!!!!!!! omfg ur dad is a beastatron

ash99 0

Friday 29 April 2011 14:41

ahhaha!

soldier6490 1

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:43

awesome.... coolest dad ever

iLove2LoveU 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 5:51

wait what does it mean? I don't get this FML

roperdoll 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:12

lol

inkblotdrummer 6

Wednesday 8 June 2011 1:52

ew were they drunk when you had this conversation?

jeob1992 8

Friday 1 July 2011 3:21

bad image... very bad image FYL

Koryuta 0

Friday 8 July 2011 3:45

For the people who unfortunately don't understand this... lets just say their parents probably got at it before dinner...

haleyisawsomee 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:57

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kaap27 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:26

Now that's a bit harsh, but funny as wel! lol XD

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