By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 07:14 - United States

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Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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Little_Lamb_fml 13

Dude that's gross

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DanteWest1000 5

I feel retarded, it took me forever to get this joke...

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TheTerenity 9

Explain? I don't get it, unless it's oral sex their talking about.

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cynthiastarz 10

Hahahahahah ewwwwwww

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Derrrrrrp32 6

Huhuhuhu sick m.f

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ldawesome12 10

I'm sorry, but how old are you? I'm guessing 9 or so if you think that it was possible for our mom to do that.

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Pelpa 6

You don't get what the mom meant... Swallow as in oral, as in sperm.

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SaintJimmy21 19

god, that's creepy...! are you sure they thought about the double-meaning?

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cwl727 32

How old are you? Asking your parents for a sibling and stating the gender that you want is something a 5 year old would do.

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yummi26 9

Your life sucks, and apparently so does your mom!!!

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jayne_12 9

The drawing of your dad looks like Hitler

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