By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 07:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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Little_Lamb_fml 13

Dude that's gross

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UnicornsDoExist 0

SERIOUSLY? You think that? WTF.

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LaLaJuice 0

yeah..that's definitely NOT what he meant....DUMBASSsss

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funzcpl 0

awwww. bless your heart! no, that's not what he meant. not even close.

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jackirose 0

you're soo confident about being soooo wrong not what he meant at all :/

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junglemonkey 0

lol your the dumbass that's obv not what he ment..

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boopityboppity 11

Unless the OP's parents typed her name on an auto corrective keyboard and had "Tyler" mistakenly become "Tylenol," I seriously doubt that's what was meant.

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my_two_cents 3

hahahahahaha. Reading that was the highlight of this FML.

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sassypants93 17

Like everyone has already told you, you are wrong. You need to think before you post. Perhaps you did, and you really are a dumbass. Either way, he obviously meant that she had just swallowed his load.

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mrfuzzywiggles 11

YOUR A DUMBAsS!!! IT MEANT SHE "SWALLOWED" INSTEAD OF SPIT!! YOU MIGHT HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER IF THE THING SHE SWALLOWED WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE. DUDE IM 12 AND I KNOW MORE THAT YOU!!!!!

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weasellikecat908 0

ewww oh thats gross man! i feel bad for you! :o

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valri3 0

I don't believe all of these posts about parents saying all this crap and what not to their kids about sex. I just think that the op is the person behind all these posts about this subject. Seriously a dad is going to say that?

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LaLaJuice 0

it happens..obviously not to you..but it happens..

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tylerlove 0

actually #36 yes a dad would...my best friends dad has said this to my friend and I before...I'm gay and my mom has even told me that I should swallow because she doesn't want cum on the new carpet...so...I know a lot of parents that say shit like this so YDI for being so stupid

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KyleIsSoFine 0

Your mom should have swallowed YOU. :) Kidding! ;D

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Lilllly_1316 0

Duuuude that's groddy. Sorry if this is like a re-re-re post, cuz it wouldn't post!

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killaro 0

agreed #43. 33 your stupid she didn't take a pill.

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