Love: Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that...

By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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By Emily - 05/04/2021 20:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML

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By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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By mer - 08/02/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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Worth a shot

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 17:00

Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML

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By fedemere - 28/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

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Take the L

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 17:02

Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML

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Friday 19 April 2013 9:39

And you milady have been friendzoned or sistered I feel you.

d4m4s74 12

Friday 19 April 2013 9:39

Familyzoned!

Comments

sythe511 28

Friday 19 April 2013 21:51

Welcome to the club. I'm pretty sure 3 out of 5 guys have been friend zoned at one point, and probably 2 out of 5 women.

Isa_fml 20

Friday 19 April 2013 22:21

Well, at least you took the chance and told him. I know it must hurt, but you never know unless you try. Sometimes it's better to know for sure, even if you don't get the answer you wanted, than to wonder what could have been.

SwaggCapone 11

Friday 19 April 2013 23:56

now you know how we feel

Nudibranch 2

Saturday 20 April 2013 0:09

I have a feeling that there's no such thing as a friendzone and we're just too ugly.

kasmol 16

Saturday 20 April 2013 0:49

You're madly in love...and have been for years...to someone who would respond like that? How could you not see that coming? What personal qualities could compensate for his obvious dickishness?

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 20 April 2013 1:20

"Better luck next time".... Seems like a request to try again. He's giving you the green light to be his stalker.... Never give up...., never surrender.