By darkestbarbie - 05/04/2012 19:01 - United States - Decatur

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 504
You deserved it 29 335

darkestbarbie tells us more.

Who is to say that I am stupid? Just because I am young does not mean I am stupid. I am not a teen mom. I will take responsibility if I am pregnant. Not just pawn them off on someone else. It's people like you who piss me off.

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I do not understand how you miss. Next time look down between your legs..atta girl.

All the pregnancy tests I've seen and took say you're supposed to pee in a cup and then use one of those sucker things to put a few drops on the test? Not pee directly on it..

youngbuck10 9

Those are the cheaper pregnancy tests. You start peeing, put the stick in the direct stream for five seconds, and lay the test flat on the counter. They do come with directions.

Ah. Well with the ones ive taken you have to lay it flat also and wait 3-5 minutes. They all work the same to me, so I'd rather not spend 30-40 dollars on one >.>

Cup or stream actually doesn't make difference as long as the pee in the cup hasn't been sitting for a long time.

MissHayleyJames 7

$40 preggo test? Are you talking about the digital ones? Because most pee on a stick tests are not that expensive. You can by a 3 pack of First Response tests for like $15 and either pee on the stick or in a cup.

maxamus951852 3

Aw damn! Now you have to try to pee again! It'll never happen! You Only Pee Once = YOPO :P

Did you not want to get pregnant? Then use protection, of course!

Where does it say that? She could have waited the longest two minutes in her life in anticipation of wanting to be pregnant. She wrote the FML because she missed the stick, even though she figured out it was faulty.

suprclssy 5

You weren't watching where the stick was when u were peeing? Lol this is hilarious.

1. You can feel when your pee is successfully hitting the stick, there's enough force to push it down a little. 2. ALWAYS read the directions thoroughly. I'm pretty sure every test has a test line that lights up as soon as it comes in contact with your urine, specifically so you can make sure the test is working.

yourmurderscenex 13

next time pee in a paper cup and then dip the stick in. lets hope you can atleast make in a cup cause if you are pregnant you will be peeing in a lot of them!

If I may ask, why would you pee in a paper cup and not plastic? Paper+ water= soggy paper.

Plastic + urine = throw the cup put so no one else drinks out of it! Ewww! Oh mom can you not use that cup? I meant to throw it out not wash it! Disgusting.

You do know there are these things called disposable plastic cups that you typically throw away. Retard.

Oh so you think a plastic cup you throw out is better for the environment then paper. Explain to me who the retard is?

kguilmette 1

Read that again before you're an ass about it. It said a comment about of she was and wasn't.

Am I the only one who is really confused about this comment?