By darkestbarbie - 05/04/2012 19:01 - United States - Decatur

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML
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darkestbarbie 11

Who is to say that I am stupid? Just because I am young does not mean I am stupid. I am not a teen mom. I will take responsibility if I am pregnant. Not just pawn them off on someone else. It's people like you who piss me off.

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onealmxwilson 18

I don't blame the stick for moving out of the way. I wouldn't want to get pissed on either.

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darkestbarbie 11

Erm..in the toilet...where it was supposed to go?

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Angel1000168 16

I thought it was supposed to go on the stick O.o

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Dracoboxer357 35

131- You thought All of her pee was supposed to go on the stick? I don't believe she was using a hallowed out 2 by 4. ;) I'm also assuming when she read the instructions of collecting her sample, she didn't forget she was going to be urinating, and thus still requiring the use of a toilet. :P So many assumptions today....

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coried91 28

179- The image of pee flowing into a hollowed out two by four was pretty funny.

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frozenfreeze 5

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on...unless you're the stick I suppose.

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PoppaSoda 5

What'd you do it in the dark, blind folded from acrossed the room??

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demitramaree 2

So... Are you pregnant?

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Dracoboxer357 35

153- Curious....were you trying to be?

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darkestbarbie 11

Not really. It wouldn't be a bad thing or anything but I am not in the financial position that I would like to be in to bing a child into the world.

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darkestbarbie 11

Yes and no. Yes because I feel if you make the decision to have sex, ultimately you should be prepared to have a child. No because I am not financially able to support a child at this time. More no than yes though.

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ Ah, I see. Thanks for taking the time to answer my question. But for what it's worth, coming from a complete internet stranger, you don't strike me as an idiot nor an irresponsible individual. I get the impression when or if you choose to have children one day, that you'll make a pretty good parent. Have a good one. Cheers.

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HeartOfLead 24

Hah OP, don't you wish you had the peeing accuracy of a man? Or you know the not having a baby part, but that's not real what's important here (SARCASM).

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aworm27 2

Peeing on a stick is not that hard to do.... YDI

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GUNN1313 3

You think it was a long two minutes for you it was an eternity for him now your he has to go through that hell twice that sucks

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blazeheartsmythe 0

Do you really think you can compare a dude waiting to hear about a pregnancy test with actual ******* pregnancy?! It was ten minutes in the sack for him and it always will be. Hell never be pregnant. No way in hell does he have it worse in any scenario.

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