By darkestbarbie - 05/04/2012 19:01 - United States - Decatur

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML
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darkestbarbie 11

Who is to say that I am stupid? Just because I am young does not mean I am stupid. I am not a teen mom. I will take responsibility if I am pregnant. Not just pawn them off on someone else. It's people like you who piss me off.

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SongzQueen2011 1

If you are old enough to get pregnant, you should be old enough to learn how to contol where your pee goes..

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SukiIzumi 8

Try peeing in a cup first. Much easier

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Dallasluver19 14

That's 2 minutes of your life u wont get back.

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marisadc79 0

Seriously? It's pretty well impossible to miss the stick. Gonna seriously hope it's a negative when you figure out how to pee on it right.

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chinchillalex 0

maybe you should buy the kind that tells you if it's working and then tells you if you're pregnant

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jjellybeans15 1

haha wow well now you have a second chance

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Yessi_Boo 14

Pee in a cup & dip 2-3 in just to be sure

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mavrik4 5

so are you having a baby congrats or i am sorry, what ever fits best!

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xyuukinekox 15

I feel your pain. It's actually quite difficult. Just do the disposable cup method lol. Takes longer though.

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