Kids: Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her...

By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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By Mommy - 26/06/2011 20:47 - United States

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:19 - Australia

Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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By _whyy_mee - 02/07/2015 18:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

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IambecomeRAWR 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 12:29

I feel sorry for your daughter having such a shit teacher.

yoshieggs2 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 12:17

You really shouldn't criticize someone, especially your daughter, when the same thing could potentially happen to you. YDI

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vdubz 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:10

I feel like I've read this before... Except it was a garage door or something instead of a cement truck

YamahaMama09 0

Friday 28 August 2009 18:25

Aint that a bitch

monkyepum 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 6:15

Paitence is a virture mister. xP

jdhanp09 0

Friday 13 November 2009 17:52

You either need to be more patient with your daughter or get a driving instructor.....you are seriously causing her more stress just by yelling at her. She may not want to ever drive again after what you just did. When I was learning how to drive, my mom always yelled and screamed at me for every little mistake that I made. That is the reason that my dad mostly taught me instead of her.

fckinbowdown 0

Friday 16 July 2010 2:08

karmas a bitch so be careful ;)

freak99999 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 19:13

that's what you get bitch

magicstar 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 5:35

KARMA

gettingbetter20 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:34

some parents don't realize that they are actually hurting their learning kids by freaking out over the tiniest thing, it completely distracts you from the road, drivers need to be calm. First I ever learned with my mom she was screaming and panicking before I backed out of the driveway, After that I learned with my dad ahahah

fizzizzi 2

Thursday 26 January 2012 13:15

15? Really? Isn't that illegal?

laurenlovesjb 20

Friday 30 November 2012 15:28

No you moron, it's called practicing???

shinigami99 10

Friday 9 May 2014 17:36

If they have gone through the class or whatever the rules are in their state, it's completely legal. I'm 14 and I drive with a permit.

kiaroxilles 8

Monday 11 August 2014 18:51

No, actually at 15 and 1/2 years is when you start learning with a driver's permit. You must go through training, pass a written test, take 6 hours of behind-the-wheel instruction, then when you're 16 and have had your permit for at least 6 months, you take another written test and finally a behind-the-wheel test. If you pass, you get your license.