Kids: Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 18:30 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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By DeeElleGee - 14/11/2009 00:09 - Canada

Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML

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By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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By poorman - 18/11/2013 22:14 - United States - Derwood

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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tannerianian 11

Wednesday 11 September 2013 0:00

That's actually really cute. Don't worry about it. I'm sure people know what he ment.

Peachy2392 26

Wednesday 11 September 2013 0:00

Children make life so much more interesting.

Comments

Cami111 2

Wednesday 11 September 2013 5:16

That sounds cute I think the people in the line maybe knew that's not he ment he's only 4

AprylAnn 23

Wednesday 11 September 2013 5:39

Bahahahahaha payinh for sex with a check, highly unlikely. Lol, gotta love kids tho!

Emma1562 35

Friday 19 June 2015 19:51

Haha #69 makes it all the better

lambda_fml 40

Wednesday 11 September 2013 6:41

Cheques?

cosicosei 22

Wednesday 11 September 2013 7:12

Omg ******* thank you. I honestly thought I was suddenly in a sea of people who never graduated 5th grade

LisandroH 6

Wednesday 11 September 2013 6:55

Awe!

ni0ve 9

Wednesday 11 September 2013 7:00

how the hell does she deserve this?

lolita88_fml 27

Wednesday 11 September 2013 7:35

That's adorable :)

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 11 September 2013 7:37

oh man. I hope the people were understanding

SCTetra 10

Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:31

Isn't that how a conversation starts? ;)

sailorkristina 11

Wednesday 11 September 2013 12:07

that reminds me of the story my history teacher told me; her daughter loves to do crafts, but when she says "mommy, i wanna do crafts!" in public, it sounds like "mommy, i wanna do crack!"

ladybuglet 22

Wednesday 11 September 2013 17:15

When I was a kid and I went somewhere like the bank with my mom, I was expected to be quiet. I'm not saying that I was expected to shut the hell up; I'm saying that it was expected of me to speak quietly, even if I was really young (2 years+)