Kids: Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 18:30 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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By DeeElleGee - 14/11/2009 00:09 - Canada

Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML

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By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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By poorman - 18/11/2013 22:14 - United States - Derwood

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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tannerianian 11

Wednesday 11 September 2013 0:00

That's actually really cute. Don't worry about it. I'm sure people know what he ment.

Peachy2392 26

Wednesday 11 September 2013 0:00

Children make life so much more interesting.

Comments

NotoriousLES 14

Wednesday 11 September 2013 1:03

ALL of my kids have said, or miss-spoke, something truly humiliating very loudly and very publicly at some point. I have four kids including one with a speech impediment, so things like this have come out of his mouth even at much a older age. Embarrassment is part of being a mom. Have a good laugh! You'll be the one embarrassing him once he becomes a teenager anyway.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 11 September 2013 2:17

Ha ha! Reminds me of a story my boyfriend told me about him and his dad when he was a little boy. They went to see the movie "City Slickers" at a movie theater at the mall. When the line "You can't get an erection" was spoken, everybody laughed. My (then young child) boyfriend felt like he was missing some awesome joke, so he asked his dad, "What's an erection?" His dad instantly stopped laughing and said, "I'll tell you later." Then later, as they were walking through the mall, he yelled really loudly, "HEY, DAD! YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHAT AN ERECTION IS!" Naturally his father was mortified.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 11 September 2013 1:11

Drive thru? Hope no one follows you out...

CantTouch 9

Wednesday 11 September 2013 1:22

Say: "Yes that's right honey/dear/son, I have CHECKS for money"

LegolasPrincess 10

Wednesday 11 September 2013 1:23

Aww he sounds adorable, but don't worry I'm sure everyone understood what he meant.

Neesalun 20

Wednesday 11 September 2013 1:31

Lol! Definitely one for the baby book to share with him later!

jw90 18

Wednesday 11 September 2013 1:44

Kids will be kids. I'm actually excited for the day I have one of my own. Just to see what they can do to embarrass me in public.

lbrown66 12

Wednesday 11 September 2013 2:27

Cheques*

VioletSkies 21

Wednesday 11 September 2013 2:38

#41, It is not always spelled cheques. In the US (where OP is from according to the FML) it is spelled as checks.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 11 September 2013 2:40

Meh, it could've been worse. He's only four, so some words might be a little hard to pronounce yet; I have a friend with a three-year-old who can't say his S's yet. It's okay, just tell everyone what he meant to say, or do what someone else suggested and reply, "Yes, I have CHECKS for money." :)