Miscellaneous: Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as...

By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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By mommyopps - 26/03/2016 02:14 - United States - Madison Lake

Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 20:01 - Malaysia

Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 year-old. FML

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Drama alert

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 23:59 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML

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By off the family - 17/06/2018 20:30

Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML

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By avocadopurse - 09/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML

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Demons

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML

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By life insurance for 1 - 30/05/2013 16:29 - United States - Encino

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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By oldtimerclark - 21/06/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

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The long goodbye

By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 16:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I went to visit my grandmother for what will most likely be the final time. It has been 6 days since she has been allowed to eat or drink, and the doctors are sedating her. I walked in and gave her a hug. Her response? "I don't know who you are." Thank you late stage dementia for that final memory. FML

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AwkwardHaole808 16

Saturday 6 June 2015 8:56

Well hello Satan.

limitles 14

Saturday 6 June 2015 9:02

YOU raised him. He's six, he doesn't know better, he only knows what you have taught him.

Comments

JKPwnage 27

Saturday 6 June 2015 23:02

TALK TO HIM. That hateful, misinformed behavior will get him nowhere in life.

AletheDefender 15

Saturday 6 June 2015 23:32

Kids say the cutest things

messymessiah 11

Sunday 7 June 2015 1:32

Is your son named Damien by any chance?

LordMinion 9

Sunday 7 June 2015 2:38

Kids say the darnest things.

darkthunda1324 6

Sunday 7 June 2015 4:18

I feel bad cuz she's dying n stuff but am I the only one who roflmao when seen this

theKevmeister 13

Sunday 7 June 2015 6:39

when kids have an amazing Christian upbringing. . . God loves you, but if you don't love him back, he will give u to Satan to burn eternally

IreneProblems 14

Sunday 7 June 2015 6:51

Savage

Avashantu 18

Sunday 7 June 2015 6:57

Well, I'll be damned. No, wait.. She'll be damned.

Miss_Mandi 29

Sunday 7 June 2015 7:37

Yeah, it's entirely possible for him to have heard that from shows/other people, but I feel like there's something more if he said it to someone on their deathbed. Maybe he heard someone else say it to her.