Cars and Kids: Today, I took my daughter out driving to practice for her road...

By Crash - 10/09/2014 20:15 - United States - Hicksville

Today, I took my daughter out driving to practice for her road test. I told her to make a left into a parking lot. She missed the 30-foot wide entrance, but not the two-foot wide tree. FML

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By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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Failed

By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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Abort test! Abort test!

By Lindsey - 24/05/2014 15:22 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2013 03:40 - United States - Odenton

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 18:50 - United States - Humble

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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tj4234 35

Wednesday 10 September 2014 23:45

Congratualtions on wasting the first comment...

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Thursday 11 September 2014 1:13

16, even with the edit it's a pretty awful first comment

Comments

Soundslikeothers 15

Wednesday 10 September 2014 23:54

Anybody can make a 30 foot wide drive wave but to hit a 2 foot wide tree that takes skill

Mauskau 35

Thursday 11 September 2014 1:55

You mean you can make drives... wave?!

extremereviews 26

Wednesday 10 September 2014 23:56

Some people where not meant to drive

abekj52 9

Thursday 11 September 2014 6:01

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metalman746 5

Wednesday 10 September 2014 23:59

Those poor trees lol good luck next time

PoisonOrchid 21

Thursday 11 September 2014 0:01

Well, you know what they say about women drivers... Next time just stick to the wide open parking lot.

Flaming_Pandas 15

Thursday 11 September 2014 0:05

She was clearly demonstrating her precision driving skills.

munchie_omnom 10

Thursday 11 September 2014 0:06

As a parent I thought you would respect her first time by keeping it quiet. I know sure as hell everyone makes a mistake first times

PoisonOrchid 21

Thursday 11 September 2014 0:26

I'm a parent too and I don't think OP showed a lack of disrespect for his daughter. The site is completely confidential. It's not like he's making fun of her by blasting her mistake to everyone they know.

touch_the_sky_77 22

Thursday 11 September 2014 1:28

OP is not humiliating their daughter whatsoever. It's impossible for anyone to see it and say "oh look, I know exactly who that girl is, based upon a 50-word anonymous and nameless story I found on FML."