Money and Love: Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy...

By jgboy - 14/09/2014 15:32 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2016 11:28 - United States - Lansing

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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Eternity

By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 16:17 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

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TiiBags 15

Sunday 14 September 2014 21:19

#ThugLife We've all been in a similar situation, making up something so you don't have to say that you don't have cash. No hard feels...

ash0158 15

Sunday 14 September 2014 21:20

I'm sure she appreciated dinner! I'm sorry you couldn't take her out to the movie though, next time set a budget for each event maybe.

Comments

joeblow6969 5

Monday 15 September 2014 5:45

Couldnt have used a credit card this one time to save yourself the embarrassment? Are you 16? In that case, no shame in being broke.

slyde32 12

Monday 15 September 2014 10:28

not everyone has a credit card, I'm 23 and I don't have one, I'm also broke

mzdaisylynn 12

Monday 15 September 2014 6:27

You could have told her the truth and see if she would offer to pay for the movies. Women should not expect men to pay for everything on a date.

Soulsbane96_fml 11

Monday 15 September 2014 7:38

If you've been dating for a year, she should understand that funds are right and you can't afford everything. shouldn't need to lie about it.

cece23_fml 10

Monday 15 September 2014 7:42

Its more FHL. She lost out on what should have been a really romantic date.

slyde32 12

Monday 15 September 2014 10:30

because she didn't get to go to the movies? the obviously expensive flashy restaurant with her boyfriend, who paid for her, wasn't a romantic enough night in your opinion?

GoodOptions 12

Tuesday 16 September 2014 22:04

I think #75 is the girlfriend.

CelebrityChef 3

Monday 15 September 2014 8:01

Reason why I don't have a girlfriend

tobias_jacob 4

Monday 15 September 2014 10:52

A girl can pay for her own shit once in a while dawg

MsKatieFace 11

Monday 15 September 2014 11:02

I sympathise OP. I personally am not comfortable with someone else paying for me, so i would have insisted on paying for myself or one pay for the meal one for the movie, but it is a horrible feeling to want to treat someone and it be more expensive than you expected. How about next time, rent a dvd or stick something on netflix, cook a nice dinner or order take out and have date night at home? It's much more romantic and personal, and will save you a bit of money too.

yessirmistersir 4

Monday 15 September 2014 14:07

aww :(

ThunderTheRad 14

Monday 15 September 2014 14:29

It's okay, OP. You did a nice thing, and that's what matters.

knoxxx 22

Monday 15 September 2014 16:56

Next time, try hitting up a Redbox Booth afterwards, my boyfriend and I have had so many good movie nights for only $1.50 because of it. (and I'm sure your girlfriend of 1 year still had a great time, you've been together for this long so she must be decent a person.)