By Joey - 04/06/2016 18:52 - United States - Apo

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Today, I took my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's apartment for her to exchange his spare car keys for some of her grandmother's items. I waited outside in the parking lot for an hour, with no idea which door was his. She came out no longer a virgin. FML
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MenacingMe 17

The value of virginity certainly isn't what it used to be, but damn, that sucks. You were doing your girlfriend a service, trusting her enough to do this, and she walks out of someone's apartment with her cherry popped. I hope you didn't let that slide.

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Densetsu1000 14

I hopefully assume that you drove out before she was able to reach you?

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jamieblue6 16

You should've drove off once she came out. **** her

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CrazyJay16 5

#29 I couldn't love that comment more ???

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DeadxManxWalking 27

shouldve told her to get out of your car and drove off

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rldostie 19

I'm curious how you knew. Did she tell you then or once she was in the car? Or are you simply assuming it? If she confessed, then I would've left her ass there and cut all ties. Let her new boy toy get her a ride home.

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LARC_UoGuelph 8

Probably the sex hair did it, and maybe the stains on her pants?

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InfiniteSunshine 32

This is awful, I'm surprised you waited that long, I wouldn't have. After 30mins I would have tried to call her, because taking over 30mins to merely exchange stuff, especially with an ex, is pretty suspect. I hope you left her there, she made her bed, now she needs to lie in it. If she's so disrespectful to cheat and have sex with her ex, instead of waiting for her boyfriend who is right outside and doing her a favour, she can shamefully walk back to his place and ask to stay there. She's comfortable cheating on her boyfriend there, she should be comfortable enough to ask to stay with him after she just got dumped and stranded for being a terrible person.

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mnshdw818 3

Am I the only one wondering why you would leave your grandmother's things at someone's house? Especially someone you're not living (and intimate) with?

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nanner6206 24

Especially after living together for a long time, belongings get mixed. After my ex-fiancé moved out I came across things of his randomly, for months. when I was packing to move I found a shoe box tucked away in a closet. In it I found baby pictures of him, pictures of his grandmother, family pictures, his birth certificate and other important documents. I met with him to return his items. It's really pretty normal to accidentally leave a few things behind when you mm out of a shared home. idk about yiu, but I've left things behind after a day visit with someone.

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Nvsmith 6

I would have left her ass I that parking lot and told her she could find her own ride home

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Rezzurextion 3

This is the most disgusting relationship FML I've ever seen. How ******* dare she. That's an insta leave for me.

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The_Avatar 22

This needs a follow up. How did you know? I assume she must've told you??

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kusje 30

She also came out no longer your girlfriend

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