Chuck E. Cheese awaits

By mama’s boy - 31/10/2019 00:01

Today, I realized just how spoiled and immature my boyfriend is when I asked him several times what he’d like for dinner. Getting no answer, I made steak, potatoes and salad. He then sulked and refused to eat it, since he wanted spaghetti and meatballs instead. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sounds like a keeper

By ManChildBF - 03/03/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

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Survival mode

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML

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Nature calls

By anon - 27/07/2023 22:00

Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML

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All grown up

By Anonymous - 22/07/2022 00:00

Today, I made broccoli and peas with dinner. My girlfriend pouted, sulked, and refused to eat "yucky veggies", demanding fries or chips. Apparently, I'm dating a fucking toddler. FML

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Make it yourself, champ

By Cookyourowndamnfoodasshole! - 27/01/2021 18:30 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend complaining that I’m lazy since I never cook for him. I stopped cooking for him because he constantly complained that the food was never as good as what his ex-wife made, or like his mom made. FML

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Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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Manchild

By gena - 30/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend made a mess eating spaghetti. Yes, he is older than 5. FML

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Slacker

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend has a freezer full of his favorite dish, which I cooked for him, yet he is subsisting on chocolate and those pathetic ready-made sandwiches from the supermarket. Why? Thawing and heating up a meal is too much trouble when I’m not there to do it for him. FML

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Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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Ambrily 27

Thursday 31 October 2019 1:02

I wouldn't put up with this, honestly.

oneonta 8

Thursday 31 October 2019 2:10

what fool would reject steak?????

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Ambrily 27

Thursday 31 October 2019 1:02

I wouldn't put up with this, honestly.

africanqueen202 4

Sunday 3 November 2019 19:43

Right what if you guys have kids you be taking care if both of them plus him😭😭🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

Iamthebanzai22 21

Thursday 31 October 2019 1:06

You are enabling him. Google it.

oneonta 8

Thursday 31 October 2019 2:10

what fool would reject steak?????

Oley 27

Thursday 31 October 2019 20:52

The man-child the OP is dating

africanqueen202 4

Sunday 3 November 2019 19:42

Right I like steak more than spaghetti

EmDizzle2007 28

Thursday 31 October 2019 2:26

you're on your own with this.

E2dav 5

Thursday 31 October 2019 2:34

And you're with him....why?

shannon2348 14

Thursday 31 October 2019 7:20

I would tell him to make his own damn food. he sounds like an asshole.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 31 October 2019 9:30

Are you dating my cousin? That ****** sulks when even the smallest thing doesn't go his way.

Mungolikecandy 19

Thursday 31 October 2019 9:31

In the future if he does not answer you make your own food he can then make what he wants. If he wants to act like a passive-aggressive 12-year-old then so can you.