Kids: Today, I took my kids to an Easter party hosted by a local church....

By Anonymous - 19/04/2014 00:14 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I took my kids to an Easter party hosted by a local church. The nice lady in charge told the kids, "Jesus died, but He rose to life again!" My 9 year old screamed, "LIKE A ZOMBIE!" FML

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By kaheera4 - 04/04/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By Chouse - 07/09/2012 01:56 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year-old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2013 20:34 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, what started as a fun family Easter egg hunt turned within minutes into my mother-in-law's big chance to be a dramatic cow by screaming at my 5 and 7-year-old daughters for participating in a "vile pagan ritual" and saying that we're all going to hell. They're still bawling. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 21:05 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML

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By BetterThanChocolate - 20/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

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By PooperParty - 05/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML

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By :O - 05/04/2015 22:19 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

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Saturday 19 April 2014 13:19

Well that kid definitely deserves a raise in his allowance!

91hayek 31

Saturday 19 April 2014 13:20

Well that's one way for the church to market Jesus to kids. Also 3 days to respawn like in video games.

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briang959 47

Saturday 19 April 2014 13:42

No little girl, like a bawss.

lifesentence 11

Saturday 19 April 2014 13:52

FYL o.p. but dat dere was funny

Ducklett 11

Saturday 19 April 2014 14:03

He'll survive the apocalypse

ckerane 16

Saturday 19 April 2014 14:03

awww >.

exo_went_insane 12

Saturday 19 April 2014 14:03

You have an awesome kid OP

shady_fox77 13

Saturday 19 April 2014 14:14

He's got a point

thewcloner 22

Saturday 19 April 2014 14:15

Ur kid wins the internet. All of a sudden i wanna say like a zombie after everything now

feven 32

Saturday 19 April 2014 14:18

Haha I'm going to say this at church on sunday.

feven 32

Saturday 19 April 2014 14:19

Jesus IS kind of like a zombie

askullnamedbilly 33

Saturday 19 April 2014 14:23

Well, he's not wrong. Lighten up, your life is not ****** because your kid made an unintentional zombie joke.

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