Miscellaneous: Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that...

By ss - 06/09/2011 13:17 - Australia

Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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You deserved it 52 176

By bananaface - 16/11/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML

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You deserved it 32 188

By EwokLover17 - 13/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML

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You deserved it 41 983

By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 21:53 - Netherlands - Drachten

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 for free to replace her broken Nokia, which she threw out the window in "blind rage". I felt awful having to thank her for calling. Sadly, this is a daily event. FML

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You deserved it 2 692

By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

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You deserved it 6 557

By jkmartinjk - 28/11/2012 04:58 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML

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You deserved it 33 065

By ryanharp2 - 27/07/2012 05:05 - United States - Conway

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML

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You deserved it 42 992

By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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You deserved it 26 233

By Anon - 14/04/2016 22:23 - United States

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 432

You deserved it 6 733

By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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You deserved it 32 040

fricknugget 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 19:06

wow. dont u usually take that off straight away?

flamegrilled123 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 19:06

Wtf the screen protector has a massive tab at the bottom

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jas78cool 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 23:58

How could u not know....:D

MrIrish20 1

Friday 9 September 2011 4:23

I've worked tech support for years and you're the the type of idiot I despise. "Oh it must be the device, not me, I demand a new one!"

hjbb 3

Friday 9 September 2011 5:36

Haha! ThAt happened to me!!! I felt like an ass when I figured out the plastic cover piece was over the ear thing lmfao.

Celesteial 2

Friday 9 September 2011 7:14

The exact same thing happened to me! I felt really dumb afterwards.

NorCalStoner707 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 13:24

Ur a ra tard

yusaku02 20

Sunday 11 September 2011 0:19

Typical Apple consumer.

CodeRed1990 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 23:52

wats ur hair color?

syclar 6

Monday 12 September 2011 0:02

You don't deserve an iPhone.

mishkaroni 15

Saturday 24 September 2011 23:16

Typical iPhone user...

columbiancoffeei 6

Monday 24 October 2011 4:24

sounds like an i d 10 t error

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