By toadface - 04/08/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML
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xtraonionsnomayo 0

That's puppy love for you.

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plexico 3

Don't French your dog, you pervert! If you have to have a tongue down your throat, get a boyfriend, even an ugly boyfriend. When a dog licks you face, keep your mouth shut. In your case, you might to do that all the time.

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gsm_fml 0

That's why I never let my dog lick my face. Disgusting!

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bloodfalcon22 0

Maybe you should stop buying your dog those $1.75 "Dried-up Toad Carcasses" at PetCo haha but seriously, that was my toad any your puppy had no right to chew it.

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moviemaniac97 0

haha that's gross! at least u wernt chewing on the dead frog like your puppy!

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guardluvr 0

awww!!! poor toad!!!

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girlygirl666 0

Shit!... I can't find my toad...

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wbrycem 0

I never understood why people let dogs lick their faces. Or why people kiss their dogs. It's disgusting.

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fegd 0

I'll second that. You totally deserved it for letting an animal kiss your mouth. That's just incredibly gross.

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Stephnesss 0

Oh yeah. I hate when my dog licks my face. I'll sit there & I'll kiss his forehead then he'll be ready to lick me & literally 2 inches away from my face I say "don't lick my face!" & he stops. It's just disgusting. My other dog doesn't lick, when he kisses you he pushes his nose against your face. It's adorable

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epicFAIL_Sometim 0

YDI how can you NOT tell the differance between a tube top and a skirt? Dumbass.

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girlygirl666 0

Hahah Your name suits you, EpicFail.

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