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By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 18:46 - United States

Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 16:24 - United States

Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML

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By macaroni17 - 10/04/2014 02:33 - United States - New Oxford

Today, we had a speaking assessment in Spanish class. When it was my turn, I yawned in the middle of a sentence, said "excuse me" and finished my sentence. She took points off because I hesitated and I spoke in English, not Spanish. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 02:00

Today, I realized the cute guy in my Spanish class only talks to me so he can steal my answers. He asked if I'd give him the answers for the final as well. FML

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By Mistakes were made - 24/10/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML

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By Erin - 15/01/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML

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By Studying is for crazy people. - 22/11/2014 04:36 - United States - Stockton

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

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Panic stations!

By Stressmess - 01/12/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, at 4 a.m., I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML

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By smileydays - 29/01/2014 03:09 - Canada - Merritt

Today, I had an oral English exam to present in front of three teachers. Halfway through, I completely lost my voice. They failed me because they thought I was trying to play a prank. FML

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By FireoftheFuture - 02/05/2013 11:02 - United States

Today, I had a giant Scantron test. After putting 10 answers, I noticed every single answer was A. I got freaked out and started putting random answers. Turns out every answer on the test was A. I failed. FML

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By mee - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Paris

Today, my Spanish teacher imitated the sound of a coffee grinder, and then said in Spanish, "OK, all of you do it." I did it, thinking everyone else would too. I was the only one in the class who'd understood the Spanish part. FML

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lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 13 December 2014 9:35

Wow your Spanish teacher is an ass...

AnalAssassin1 14

Saturday 13 December 2014 9:31

If only it was that easy.

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okudatwo 11

Monday 15 December 2014 8:36

Just incase you were wondering, it would be: "Mark es perezoso e insociable".

Smithyweber 3

Monday 15 December 2014 15:02

Published by anonymous and saying his Mark XD

chinco_cinco 1

Monday 15 December 2014 19:53

hey names mark too. I would know that feeling

AshWil 8

Tuesday 16 December 2014 10:34

Marco es perezoso y antisocial.

djsammyc 19

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:10

just curious, is your spanish teacher named mr.dobson?

ultra_notorious 26

Saturday 20 December 2014 1:08

Marco está perezoso y antisocial.

bobsmith39 6

Friday 5 January 2018 0:44

After the test did anyone in the class go “oh, hi mark!” Or “(laugh) what a story mark” or other people you tell this story too?

randybryant799 20

Saturday 21 August 2021 4:51

I'm pretty sure they didn't. You sound a bit paranoid.

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