By Anonymous - 14/08/2014 04:38 - France

Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the small countryside village where I'm vacationing. I live in big city. I won a duck. A real, live duck. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29

Have you not watched Friends? You'll be fine, just buy a baby chick so it has a friend.

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SoulReaper8858 2

hey, some people didn't even get a duck. be thankful :p

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Calingaladha 21

Winning a duck is no reason to be in such a fowl mood

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maximus_prime 24

It would quack me up if I had won a duck.

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cookie1207 19

Are you being ungreatful?! Itd be awesome to have a duck!

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asmb100 27

If you don't want it, I'll take it. I'll probably end up cooking and eating if, but I'll take it.

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Zougibourg_fml 6

Are you the same person that posted it in vdm ? Because there's the exact same story...

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Angelastic_fml 18

That's why it says, 'Translated from the french version of FML.'

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vikky538 28

well first things first..is your apratment is pet friendly..

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bobslawnservice 16

You're in France? I'm sure you'll find a chef to prepare it for you.

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