By Anonymous - 14/08/2014 04:38 - France

Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the small countryside village where I'm vacationing. I live in big city. I won a duck. A real, live duck. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29

Have you not watched Friends? You'll be fine, just buy a baby chick so it has a friend.

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SoulReaper8858 2

hey, some people didn't even get a duck. be thankful :p

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conlone 5

Figure out if people are witchs with it and a latge scale.

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hi_there4397 18

I think that was a Monty Python and The Holy Grail reference.. A very obscure one though.

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ThunderLightTSV 31

Obscure references are the best! Sure, even if it's because you can't understand them!

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slyde32 12

I see nothing bad here, I'd love to win a duck

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NodakN8V 25

I'll get the smoker ready...

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jsp16 24

If you got no turkey for thanksgiving. You got something else to cook now.

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mister_icicle 17

Congrats! You can no longer claim you never win anything! :-D

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stargirl_95 24

I don't see the problem here. Do you have any idea how good duck tastes?

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HarleyQuinn1996 8

Ducks make cute pets. We found a goose once. It followed my mom around and protected the house...from everyone who lived there. You could now be the proud owner of the guard dog. No download required

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