Health: Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after...

By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By Around - 23/05/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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sumoneoverthere 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:21

O holy. That must've been REALLY awkward. There's no way you would've known she was dead! You don't deserve that! FYL. =(

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:24

That is terrible...I hope for the best for that lady's family.

Comments

zymn 6

Tuesday 14 April 2009 15:18

wow. how did you go about telling people that? did you just get up and yell "this ladies dead!"?

Hazygoose 2

Tuesday 14 April 2009 15:24

#57 et al: don't get so butthurt. what's funnier than someone's demise? honestly, it's not just a death that's funny. people are laughing at the situation, and rightfully so, because it's goddamn funny. lots of people die everyday, some of them are probably assholes, and you don't need to defend them all on the internet. it's a humourous situation so those of us who aren't brickwalled mentally can understand that. reminds me of when one of the writers of The Onion wore a shirt in NY after 9/11/01 saying "I can't believe I made it out alive," or something like that. tons of people get butthurt but yay for whoever can appreciate humor, even in problematic times...which is really what it's there for.

lhgurlz 5

Saturday 30 October 2010 18:11

64 you are the stupidest asshole ever. Someone dying isn't funny go jump off a ****** bridge and I will laugh at your demise.

cdatribe23 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 9:01

I agree with #64 lol it's life deal with it u can be sad about it or u can enjoy yourself:)

versailles 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 15:26

Um. Ok everyone being bitchy to #43, I'm not in the health care field at all and I can tell a dead person from a sleeping one. Especially in the upright position (sitting) ... it's a little hard to hold yourself up when you've checked out of your body. There's a huge difference between someone's entire weight leaning on you -- especially considering she probably would have been slumped over onto the OP -- and someone just sleeping.

evanescence_fml 7

Tuesday 14 April 2009 15:26

you didn't feel her breathing? i mean...you'd think you'd feel her breath rise and fall. .....

Jaymay14 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 15:41

Hahaha Omg Thats Awful!!

naruto5538 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 15:54

how could you not have noticed she was dead?

rybred2005 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:10

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That's so creepy

TootyFruity123 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:15

Oh. My. Gosh. I'm so very sorry for you (and the sweet, old lady). I hope you're not scarred from the experience.

shortshan 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:18

This is one of my biggest fears. For one, I don't like death to begin with, and I'm always afraid that when I get older, my future husband will end up dying in bed with me laying next to him. Creepy! Poor you!