By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I took this gorgeous girl from work to eat at Olive Garden. I was trying to be romantic and had the waiter bring two glasses of wine. I guess she doesn't really drink wine, she covered her fettucini Alfredo in vomit. After dinner, she thanked me with a french kiss. FML
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xxmollyxx 25

Lol, that sounds beautiful and romantic.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

In some cultures, vomiting on your food is considered respectable and a sign of favor in the locals' eyes.

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tothetest300 0

this is why you need to ask someone if they drink wine BEFORE you order it

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Swampeh 0

a kiss and some food, what are you complaining about?

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starberries 0

Dumbass, first of all you aren't supposed to order for your date without even asking, and secondly why did you let her kiss you?

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bongomanacome 0

She piled because you took her to Olive Garden. And because you're a ******* moron for thinking that's romantic.

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HammerBro 5

You now have more of her in you then you probably ever wanted.

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weissesengel 0

so? coulda been worse

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X_o_X_ocutie 0

YDI let her order what she wants

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BriaBella 0

if you really like her you have to get use to embarrassing stuff like that

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