Health: Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and...

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML

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By dontworrybehappy - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Icona Pop, I assume

By ugh - 23/01/2016 20:48 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

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Crash

By horribledriver - 01/12/2009 22:48 - United States

Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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Banger birthday

By WhoDoYouLove6208 - 11/10/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, it was my 19th birthday. My boss let me out early to celebrate. On my way home I was hit by a man doing 65 in a 40mph stretch of road. My car was completely destroyed. I spent the rest of my birthday sitting in the ER being treated for a pinched shoulder nerve and whiplash. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 00:31

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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It's all too much

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

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Jimboom 11

Wednesday 4 November 2009 12:16

Da docta says your bone did break... he might have to litigate.. so don't worry... be happy. ;)

DasHaas 9

Wednesday 4 November 2009 12:21

As long as you are happy, you heal faster. Consider it a helping hand on the way to recovery.

Comments

dap1991 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 19:02

if you broke ur collar bone, then how the hell did u type this fml stating "today"

callmebee 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:25

you have to start with today you dipshit

caligirl805 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 20:22

Haha sorry to say but this is just too funny, I hope you are okay an fully recovered now!

jazmino15 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 22:12

Hahahahahahahhaaha!!!!! Oh god the irony.seriously though get better soon :)

skierdude 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 22:53

This is an MLIA get it off this website. Dont be a drama queen either.

ragsy 7

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:30

I'd rather break my collar bone than listen to that song.

bethiebebe 0

Friday 6 November 2009 1:06

hahaha, I lolled when I read this. sorry. you are alive though (: that song always makes me feel better. I'd find it hard not to laugh if I were in your situation, that's just a slap in the face from life, it's okay.

justmeagirl 0

Friday 6 November 2009 7:14

Oh no! Haha, that's hilariously ironic, but I am glad you're at least more ok than you could be, considering the situation. Get better soon!

lyssalicious 0

Friday 6 November 2009 8:25

one-hour traffic for an ambulance in minnesota?? forget the fact that youre typing after breaking your collar bone and that you shouldn't be driving with headphones.....seriously, one-hour traffic in minnesota??? i live in california and it wouldn't take an ambulance that long to get there! everybody moves while the ambulances haul ass!