Transportation: Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my parked car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop, all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML

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You deserved it 68 987

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By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

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By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By Gg - 23/07/2009 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

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By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

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Don't drugs and drive

By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 13:59

Today, a friend of mine borrowed my car, drove it on drugs, fell asleep at the wheel, and smashed it. Don’t worry though, he’s fine, but my car was described as a “write off”. FML

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You deserved it 288

GuessWhatKids 13

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:05

Drugs are bad, mkay.

klc20071989_fml 20

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:06

If it was leaking antifreeze, then technically it was.

Comments

bReLiNg 18

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:12

Did the cop notice that you were eyeing your car funny?

rob02 19

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:15

wow

aimeecuria 9

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:15

Dont complain on FML, YDI, moral of the story, dont do acid

singer0421 32

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:30

FML was basically made for people complaining about their lives because their lives suck.

greenpixi 10

Tuesday 2 July 2013 23:13

Would you explain to me what her doing acid had to do with get car getting smashed? Saying moral of the story implies that the bad thing in the story (her car getting totaled) was caused by her doing acid, which it wasn't. Taking to cops while tripping sucks, but it doesn't seem to be what people here are saying she "deserves".

ShinedownLuv 14

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:18

Was it completly the drunk drivers fault? I dont think you can drive safely while on acid

horneyhic 15

Wednesday 3 July 2013 7:00

It reads like she wasn't driving so I'm gonna say a drunk hit her parked car

reeses_pieces12 7

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:19

At least you were out somewhere safe to indulge. Not your fault the other guy chose to get ****** up and still drive. I don't see anything wrong with making your own choices, regardless of whether they're right or not, as long as you're not harming others.

imtooshy 18

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:20

Really, how is THIS a fml for you?! Acid isn't cool, it's as dumb as drinking and driving. I hope this experience smartened you up somewhat.

flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:22

How could you not deserve this?!

ApollosMyth 22

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:25

Oh you know, since it was in no way the OP's fault that their car got totalled.

Korosuhito 26

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:23

Hope the trip was worth the fall.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Wednesday 3 July 2013 5:25

I thought that was a clever response 25. guess others didn't.. oh well thumbs up on my side. :)

Pandacupcakelove 26

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:23

Well that was easy! I only had to read the first 4 words to know which button I should click... YDI, my friend.

SuperDanielNL 23

Tuesday 2 July 2013 17:39

So much for being objective and not judgemental. I see the FML is devided on the subject of drugs.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Tuesday 2 July 2013 21:12

I'm just saying everybody knows what drugs are and that they only lead to trouble. If you do drugs anyway, I'm not going to feel bad for you.

greenpixi 10

Tuesday 2 July 2013 23:17

Hmm.. Tell that to the guy who figured out the double helix nature of DNA....on acid. And Carl Sagan, who made many of his observations regarding politics and the universe while high on marijuana.

greenpixi 10

Tuesday 2 July 2013 23:26

*Politics = physics

SuperDanielNL 23

Wednesday 3 July 2013 0:36

What drugs are... I have to assume that people who say this honestly don't know what "drugs" are. I mean there is a myraid of substances, some more harmfull than others but just saying all drugs ruin your life is plain ignorant. I mean even caffiene is in essence a drug.