Transportation: Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my parked car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop, all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

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By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By Gg - 23/07/2009 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

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By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

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Don't drugs and drive

By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 13:59

Today, a friend of mine borrowed my car, drove it on drugs, fell asleep at the wheel, and smashed it. Don’t worry though, he’s fine, but my car was described as a “write off”. FML

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GuessWhatKids 13

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:05

Drugs are bad, mkay.

klc20071989_fml 20

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:06

If it was leaking antifreeze, then technically it was.

Comments

Thorvald22 17

Friday 8 November 2013 19:07

Stop the hate you guys, goddamn. How is it anyones fault that their parked car got hit by a drunk driver? Ive had to talk to cops on acid before and its not easy, kudos to you OP.

xXBrennanXx 5

Wednesday 25 December 2013 3:19

the second i read the part about you doing acid i wished i could hit the ydi button more than once

XSimpleDesignX 18

Thursday 2 January 2014 17:51

Are you honestly mad someone was driving drunk while you were on an acid trip? **** everyone else's life on the road at that time. At least the idiot crashed into another idiot, and not some innocent person.

emilycardona7 18

Monday 14 April 2014 4:55

ydi for driving while on drugs. keep that shit under control.

nikster56 11

Thursday 24 April 2014 6:57

YDI for doing drugs.

cutiegroove 10

Thursday 19 November 2015 19:52

If you were driving the car while on acid, YDI. If you were simply experimenting with drugs in the woods and your car got totalled independently, then FYL!

ladycoco8 20

Wednesday 6 April 2016 11:06

People compare alcohol to drugs all the time, but I find they don't really go hand in hand. I mean, yeah, they both mentally **** you up, but there's a reason alcohol has an age requirement, and it's legal. Majority of drugs are not legal and there's reasons for that. Yeah, yeah, caffeine is a drug. I got it. That's why I said the majority of them are illegal.