By Apparentlycreepy - 03/03/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML
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AlmightyFish 0

What does OP mean by a European accent? I live in Europe but there's a lot of different accents. :-o

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marinus_fml 19

YDI for being desperate. How could you even consider asking two people out on the same day. Moron.

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BelleElle_fml 5

Should've went along with it and pretended to be a Russian girl.

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MissBunny25 0

I wanna know how she found out he was faking..

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Sadochan 0

All riaght. I'll see y'all in teh mornin' at scewhool. We havin' a beeeg test tomorrah

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Faleni 4

that sounds a little lepricanish lol!

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blitz426 0

why would he fake an accent? haha

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insanesna1l 0

because accents are hot. I would love an Irish red haired chick

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lideke 1

Because European people are the most awesome people in the world?!

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denlillakotten 4

People in Europe fake American accents all the time, I hope he did a nice italian accent for you!

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Forlorn420 9

little did you know, these people became what we now call hipsters.. haha

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Haydoe 0

wow you must be really ugly to get rejected twice....

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

its not all about the looks. You're shallow

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Haydoe 0

Lol shallow... If your somewhat cute he's gona try to pull a bang bang

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MissBunny25 0

thank you number 21! a voice of reason amidst stupidity.

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Alleged_Cranium 7

It's good to see that "the friendship move" is equal opportunity. I mainly hear of girls pulling that one on guys.

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marinus_fml 19

YDI for being desperate. How could you even consider asking two people out on the same day. Moron.

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TrueMurderer12 11

#6... It HAS to have a today in it. She didn't say she asked them on the same day, but she also didn't say she didn't. So who knows?

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AlmightyFish 0

What does OP mean by a European accent? I live in Europe but there's a lot of different accents. :-o

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Tancaliel 12

Exactly what I was about to say. Each country clearly has its own accent (well, and language, even...) I hope OP doesn't think Europe is just one big country. O.o

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EmperorPsycho 0

Probably French since they were on a date

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RedPillSucks 31

She's American, so she probably means faux-british or like some New England accent.

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cptmorgan15 2

New England accents do not resemble British accents at all.

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cptmorgan15 2

Have you ever heard a New England accent? It sounds nothing like any European accent. Chances are he tried a British accent because it's probably the easiest one for any American.

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RedPillSucks 31

Yes, I've heard both and I didn't say they were the same. Either or doesn't have to mean both. If she refers to a European accent, she's generalizing. A lot of Americans aren't familiar enough with "European" accents at all, so anything that sounds vaguely foreign will fit. If someone's never left Texas, they may very well mistake a New England accent for something "European". I'm not saying that they'll be right.

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vincenoir 5

There's no such thing as a 'British' accent either. You probably mean a London accent.

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fistnazal 10

Texas?! Only steers and queers come from Texas!!

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MasterE56 4

and I don't see any horns on your head #11 so that about narrows it down...

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fistnazal 10

lol cool your jets kemosabe.. have you never seen "full metal jacket"?

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