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By vanilla_blossom - 05/01/2016 18:49 - United States - Jackson

Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2024 15:00

Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML

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You deserved it 652

By Apparentlycreepy - 03/03/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML

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You deserved it 6 631

By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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You deserved it 8 594

By Anonymous - 07/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

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You deserved it 4 420

Back to the comfort zone I go

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML

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You deserved it 101

By NotRussian - 03/10/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I had a blind date with a really cute guy. Just when I was about to invite him back to my place for a nightcap, he took out a catalog of Russian mail-order brides and asked for my help in picking out the best one. FML

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You deserved it 3 452

By anonymous - 14/07/2015 17:28 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML

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You deserved it 2 644

Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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You deserved it 201

By ninja_blasphemer - 25/07/2011 19:24 - Ireland

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

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You deserved it 7 786

By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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You deserved it 2 912

Candijpg 17

Wednesday 6 January 2016 9:34

I hope you were Russian away from him fast, what an asshole you deserve better

MDoremis 38

Wednesday 6 January 2016 9:34

You're definitely better off having not dated such a discriminatory asshole.

Comments

Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 6 January 2016 9:49

his loss, i suppose.

luvlu444 24

Wednesday 6 January 2016 9:51

by the sounds of things, you could do better

drayloon 50

Wednesday 6 January 2016 9:53

It's best not to be Russian into a relationship that isn't right. If he doesn't want to date you for such a Bolshevik reason, Soviet.

pedinhuh 23

Wednesday 6 January 2016 11:34

You tried.

Allornone 35

Wednesday 6 January 2016 11:45

and succeeded.

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 6 January 2016 14:54

Yeah, it wouldn't be prudent to try Lenin him a hand at all, because it would just be Stalin the real issue: the guy's a bigot.

WOTAN1488 24

Wednesday 6 January 2016 9:56

Russian women are awesome. (Don't message me or anything ?). Lol

koganti 18

Wednesday 6 January 2016 10:44

Russian women's have great gymnastic bodies and great height !... I like them.:)

jasem6d8 11

Wednesday 6 January 2016 10:03

is that reallythe reason or he doesn't know howto say no

gumpxiong 1

Wednesday 6 January 2016 10:06

I had 2 female Russian friends, so hard to get along with! Hope not everyone is like that!

Allornone 35

Wednesday 6 January 2016 11:49

why, you didn't know? OP and and an entire nation of people are just like those two random chicks you used to know.

MichaelDeSanta 20

Wednesday 6 January 2016 10:10

From Russia, without love.

Earths_Venus 25

Wednesday 6 January 2016 11:02

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I pretend I'm Romanian, Croatian, Polish, German, or pretty much anything that's not Russian.

anna31899 16

Friday 8 January 2016 5:40

I understand that perfectly

gracehi 31

Wednesday 6 January 2016 11:04

I would love to date a Russian. Those accents are sexy as Hell. But I'm married and even though my husband can do a pretty good Russian accent, he won't do it for me. :'(