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By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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By igotsbadluck - 17/07/2013 21:44 - United States - Smyrna

Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML

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By Rachal - 30/01/2012 01:27 - United States

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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Life is just great

By someone something - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 02:00

Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML

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jonclaus 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:49

why is this under love

jennjdub 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 5:05

Well she was obviously having a love affair between her bed and the mirror :P

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looserdevars 1

Monday 15 February 2010 16:47

why would you try to jump over your headboard?

xocourtxo 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:40

all I have to say is. hahahahahahabahahhaha

ilovefatcats 12

Thursday 1 April 2010 5:43

lol 23 rox my sox xD

NzxtZ06 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 4:17

and? you're lucky the mirror didn't break your face with it's full length mirrorness.

birdfreak 24

Friday 6 August 2010 20:07

ouch that must be extremely painful

hayoudumbass 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 8:23

good luck for 7 years dude

beenieweenies 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:40

epicccc faaaail ! : O

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 0:56

omg!!!! T^T r u ok!!!! did ur face get permedently broken!?!!???!! awwww I'm soooooooo sorry!!!! waaaaa!!!! *cries for u*

Gabbymcbride 2

Monday 21 February 2011 3:02

YDI for believing you can "fly" and jumping off your bed. FYL for the face stitches your going to have.

lucy9897 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:55

So you either have a face made of stone (better for your face if you have) or you are one of the ugliest people in the world. Or maybe both...

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