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By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

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Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 02:00

Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML

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jonclaus 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:49

why is this under love

jennjdub 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 5:05

Well she was obviously having a love affair between her bed and the mirror :P

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24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:06

Ouch, that would suck. FYL

FBIWarning 0

Monday 11 May 2009 22:08

rofl i laughed for like 5 mins trying to picture it haha

linarahmany 6

Wednesday 5 September 2012 5:41

Me to!!!!!! Hahahahaha

shakenbake93 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:35

7 years bad luck.

PixelSlayer247 0

Friday 12 June 2009 13:33

Now that is a mental image that will make you laugh. Thank you for being brave enough to share that. Personally i'm not sure i'd admit to doing something like that if I did it.

haojericho 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 12:21

thats hillarious i was not expecting you to break it with your face

bigraws23 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:17

Your seven years bad luck will bring us many more comicaly hallirius FML's young one

toshiro10div 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 9:46

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ IN A WHILE! YOU STUPID IDIOT, WHY THE **** WOULD YOU TRY THAT?! NO SYMPATHY FROM ME!

WhyworldWhy 0

Monday 26 October 2009 3:25

well now you have 7 years of bad luck and a soar face

phixx 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:35

thats what u get for trying to even do that in the first place. so u deserve it. now if u were shoved then it would still be funny and i would agree with u but u didnt so.. u deserve it

weirdo12 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:56

ouch that must have been a bitch. well the good thing is your not in a room with your friend farting every minute

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