By Rachal - 30/01/2012 01:27 - United States

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
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LaColombianita 26

I didn't know a fart could cause that much damage...

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Waffl3z 8

Sounds like an extreme case of mudbutt.

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lrgenesis 19

This FML made my penis go really soft.

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tanneriscool 2

17 - your comment made me want to slap you in the face with my penis.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

17- Are you expecting a trophy or something?

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Give this man a spanky award!

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tanneriscool 2

17 is trying to be funny but completely backfired on him..

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TheGianaJinx 0

Now during class when you suddenly slam your head on the desk, everyone read this FML and understands you farted.

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tjv3 10

Maybe you need to go get that checked out. But thanks OP now my nose hurts because I laughed so hard Pepsi came out

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vickeeyleeigh 0

Hahaha halarious!

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Wederoney 16

Can't even begin to imagine what it must have smelled like.

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Yodaevil 4

I'm jealous! I wish my farts would launch me into my mirror!

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lebronesque73091 12

33 & 57- Holy shit! That made the fml so much more funny XD

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freakinglaugher 10

It's a bird! it's a plane! No, it *coughing fit* .. super ..fart. Oh crap, he just sharted!

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liveyourlife_191 8

Good luck explaining THAT to your parents. They will probably disown you. FYL

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LaColombianita 26

I didn't know a fart could cause that much damage...

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yahoowizard 16

You obviously have not seen this one Dexter Laboratory episode...but that reference is a bit obscure, I think

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

how on earth did farting feel like getting stabbed? what do you eat?!

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imepelepticsir 5

spicy foods would cause you to shit your pants as you farted. the experience oh how i loathe it.

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

I eat spicy food all the time and can safely say that my farts have never been that deadly :')

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Do they whistle?

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MerrikBarbarian 9

More likely op has hemmoroids an pressure of gas on them caused pain. Op should get their ass examined!

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taco_bender 12

Tacos dont hurt people. They are very delicious and good. Besides taco bell is fake mexican food. Its good sometimes but cant beat original tacos beaner made.

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CoGhostRider 31

It sometimes happens to people with acid reflux. It's basically a fold in your intestines catching the air.

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mama2b3 20

Who knew farting could be so dangerous. ..

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lrgenesis 19

And that's why I stopped eating taco bell

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Maybe a ghost decided to troll you and stab your butt.

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LookOnBrightSide 12

Farts do work in mysterious ways. Makes you wonder...

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whoaaahorsie 7

don't under estimate the power of farting! want to be alone in a room? fart! want a brand new spankin' mirror? fart!

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bizarre_ftw 21

For the first one I've seen people light a cigarette For the second, leave a window open and throw a base ball through it, then blame the neighbor kids There, now no need to fart

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