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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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amandakris 11

Saturday 4 October 2014 18:56

That's one way to give head

PinkiePiePony 19

Saturday 4 October 2014 18:55

Crickets Chirping Kisses Hurting

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Saturday 4 October 2014 19:18

you'll laugh about it before your know it

3molliver3 16

Saturday 4 October 2014 19:26

If he's a good boyfriend he will forget, don't worry OP.

amysuzieQ 5

Saturday 4 October 2014 19:35

It's not the last time you guys will accidentally headbutt each other. Just laugh.

sanuxo_ 22

Saturday 4 October 2014 19:43

Instead of that silence, laugh it off!

juststephhere 23

Saturday 4 October 2014 19:51

That would be really painful, yet funny to see!

moniqueee18 13

Saturday 4 October 2014 19:54

Lmfao!

Bianchi_girl 2

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:15

lol! aww I'm sorry but that's funny!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:56

Maybe try Eskimo kisses next time

8born8 18

Saturday 4 October 2014 21:03

I agree, Eskimo kisses are a great way to be cute; or butterfly kisses. I'm sure you felt silly and awkward at the time, but you'll laugh about it later. It can be an inside joke, one for only you and him to share. :-)

bosniangirl27 21

Saturday 4 October 2014 21:12

Laugh it off

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

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Today, I made out with a boy for the first time. I belched into his mouth. FML

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Today, I paid my long-distance boyfriend of 4 years a surprise visit. I entered his house and he got irrationally angry, asking why didn’t I tell him beforehand. Moments later, a female voice yelled, "Babe come back to bed!" FML

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Today, after coming back from work, I panicked as I noticed that my rabbit was having a hard time breathing. So I went straight to the vet. I paid 40€ for him to tell me that he had hiccups. FML

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Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML

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